Plan WEB-a

Vidjevsi da kaoticno pisanje bas i nije idealni stil (ali ostajuci pri tome da imam jedan blog kaoticno napisan, upravo onaj koji sam naveo) razvrstao sam salatu od svojih misli u vise weblogova: 1. ZUUL (imenovan prema meni najdrazem liku iz filma "Istjerivaci duhova" - razmisljanja, pomalo filozofska, na hrvatskom. 2. Noebius WEBlog - razmisljanja neformalna, ali na engleskom. Pa i malo formalnih razmisljanja 3. Lahoya Manifesto - e to cu stvarno morati razmisliti kakvi postovi idu tamo. Ako netko ima komentar, neka mi pise. 4. Vicoteka - nastojim skupiti sve zivo na temu "Vic i Spric" - a vi iz viceva zakljucite sto to ja skupljam... 5. Noebius Agramer - kaoticni weblog. Takav ostaje i takvog ga volim :-)

cestitka

Svima dobro i veselje kakvo si zele. http://noebius.blogspot.com/

1984

Probudim snene okice i otvorim TV, nakon dugo vremena. A kad tamo - samo sto nije bivsi ministar... i dok se lacam daljinskog da ugasim to, cujem da je krenuo val poskupljenja kruha. Lijepo... ma lijepo. Ljudi zive bolje, samo toga jos nisu svjesni, govorili su pred par tjedana... Necu vise o politici, ali izgleda da sintagma "kruha i igara" vise ne funkcionira bas kako treba. Igara ima, ali kruha?

nešto novo...

Dakle, nešto novo u mom životu... Nakon dva dana, odlučim se ja ponovno ići u kino. Ovaj put, prvi dan nakon svečanog otvaranja (ne volim takve prigode) odaberem novi multiplex. Ambijent zanimljiv, lako se izgubiti između kino dvorana :-) Malo me smeta što im je topljeni sir koji daju uz čips - preslan. Ono što je dobro da je osoblje jako ljubazno, pomaže ti da u tom labirintu nađeš svoju kino dvoranu (a pomoć ti treba ako si nepismen pa ne znaš slijediti upute na zidu i sve putokaze kojih ima baš svuda. Dopalo mi se da konačno u jednom dobro ozvučenom kinu, koje ne rastura pritom bubnjiće, mogu gledati film koji nije američki. Baš dobro. A film? Pa ako volite ultra nasilje, homofobiju i prikaz najgorih scena koje amerikanci ne bi dali u distribuciju kao art film već kao xxx (a ovo je bio art film) onda možda izdržite cijelu projekciju filma "Vrijeme sve uništava"... ili ako se divite darovitoj fotografiji, režiji uz invertni vremenski tok radnje i mnogo drugih detalja koje film čine sve zanimljivijim kako odmiče. Nije čudo što ga ne reklamiraju. Preporuka.

Koktel

Današnji dan protekao mi je uz koktel. Nakon kratkog uhodavanja, posla, zeka-peka dolazi trenuci razonode. Koji je koktel najbolji? Uzmite stvar sa zrncem soli (cum grano salis) Dodajte malo krivnje (mea culpa) Pomješajte dobro s time da učimo za život, ne za školu (Vitae, non scuola discimus) Nadodajte do pune doze s zdravim razumom (common sense) Slušajte pritom kako drugi komentiraju kakva ste faca (Audiator et altera pars) Shake, not stear...

Kako naći pravu osobu?

Vrlo često postoje preokupacije tipa: je li on za mene, pa godine, pa ovo ono... a postoje i razmišljanja o tome da li mi/mu je dosta veliki pa onda uspoređivanje. No sve je to stvar ukusa. Iako nekada i funkcije. Da započnem sat seksualnog odgoja - početi ćemo priču o leptiru i cvijetu. Sleti leptir na cvijet, i opraši ga... Ali kako to rade leptiri? Svaka vrsta ima točno određeni oblik specijaliziranih hvataljki, koje ulaze kao brava u ključanicu... i onda nakon nekog vremena, eto male gusjenice koja se migolji... Anketice za najhrabrije: Koja su idealna svojstva muškosti? Kao u leptira - glavno da stane Kao u gorile (9 cm) Samo je jedan i jedini... Samo je jedan i jedini... 42,5 cm Kit ulješara je moj idol Bobitt - najbolji su kada ga nemaju... Da bi me netko uzbudio, mora biti star... nije važno, glavna je nevinost hm, pa 14 godina, ako baš mora... više od 16 godina Punoljetnost. To je 18 godina, naravno. Putoljetnost. To je 21 godina, naravno. Više od 30 Više od 40 Više od 60... Egipatske mumije su najbolje... Nije važno, daj šta daš

... a kak se to pali?

Bas sam danas pogledao Kill Bill (dobri su im macevi a i japanski im je sa stilom, osobito Bushido kodeks forspani) i idem ja van i vidim tamo neke djeda mrazinje djele nest. Pa mi kazu, onaj poster je iz HT reklame bla bla bla... a ja pitam koje reklame? Pa koja se stalno vrti na TV... Sto je to TV? Bravo tebi, na net-u visis a TV... a kak se to pali?

ro-bots

Kasno je, ili rano jutro. Kako vam drago. Dok tražim materijale uključim yahoo messenger. osim što ima zgodne opcije, ima jednu vrlo dosadnu - a to je da se svako malo pojavljuju spam reklame. Kako? Neki bot ili slično s umjetnom inteligencijom (sa slikom plavuše u profilu) pojavljuje se... prečesto. Mislim, cyberfun. Izgleda da imaš posla s robotom. A to ti ispadne kao gumena lutka. Genijalno. Besmisleno. Dajte para... :-P Kad razmišljam o robotima, više mi se dopada ideja o jednom malom usisaču... žutom, crvenom... eh.

Vic i špric (4)

Objasnjava policajac major kadetima sta je to joint: "Vidite, ti narkomani koriste papir u koji stave pola trave i pola duvana iz cigarete pomesane zajedno, a umesto filtera umotaju komad kartona...Kada od toga naprave joint, dobro polizu papir da se ne raspadne i na kraju uvrnu vrh u oblik spica..." Na to ce jedan od skroz zanemelih kadeta kojima je prica bila jako interesantna: "I sta onda?" Policajac major se malo zamisli i na kraju rece: "Jebem li ga, kako se posle ubodu u venu, to ne znam..."

Vic i špric (3)

Cupkaju pred diskom koka, LSD i heroin.Koka cupka ona bi ušla pleše joj se, luduje, umiruje ju heroin u stilu polako stara ima vremena, a LSD se čudi: "Pa kaj već nismo ušli?"

Vic i špric (2)

Pita mama sina: "Sine, drogiraš li se ti štogod?" Mamino zlato: "Pa mama, u jednu ruku da, u drugu ruku ne..."

reciprocitet

Zoroaster me jednom upita: "Što misliš glede i u svezi s reciprocitetom u svojoj izreci primanja i davanja, ili je ona kao takva izlišna?" Ja mu odgovorih: "Ne postoji reciprocitet. Ono što dajemo, dajemo od srca. Ono što primamo, dobivamo jer nam je dato."

blog je zarazan, blog rulez

I tako ti ja napravim i drugi blog - ovaj puta malo ozbiljniji, "službeni" za svoju web stranicu. Ovdje i dalje očekujte zanimljive i neformalne postove, a one koje zanima što ima novo na projektima bla bla neka svrate na adresu: moravek.net WEBlog

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated (Borg)

Today is a great day here in my small cottage. Sun is on the window, and every creature is shining on the wind hurricane...

Un enfant gate

Gabi: Toi, tu ressembles a un enfant gate, qui a enfin recu un bonbon. Pour recevoir ce que tu veux, tu es pret d'hurler et de flatter :-P ... mais tu es vraiment quelqun de bien, et tu merites tout ce que tu recois.

Vic i špric

Salje sin majci pismo u Dalmaciju sa dvije vijesti, dobra i losa. Prvo dobra: Ostavija san drogu. Losa: Ne znan di san je ostavija.

Walk through the center of Zagreb for Cyber surfer

So, It was a years now from time I wrote my famous Walk through the center of Zagreb for Cyber surfer. From time on, lot of things change... soon you will be reading new version, here first publish :-)

editorial

Dakle treba biti editor. Kao da mi nije dosta taj medicinski informacijski program, moram se daviti i sa tim novim casopisom ovisnosti. No nema beda. Mogu to ja. Najzanimljiviji dio mi je bilo pisanje uvodnika. Izgleda da me respektiraju pomalo :-P

Maria Antoinette rulez

Sometimes i think about hunger. We could be hunger for everything - power, popularity... but simple things go first. One conversation: People should wait for you, mama... hungry Mama, mama, gimmi some bread... not today my dear, today we eat only cakes... but mamma, I hate cakes, gimmi some bread... Not today my dear, mamma must do a job...

what is success

Success is when I accomplish task. When I am the ruler of the system. When my wish is a command and I make true what is right

what is happiness

happiness - when I am not hungry, when I sleep well and have a nice one who will kiss me and hugg me, and it happened when I was a very young, you know...

NOebiUs meet Gabi

NOebiUS: hi Gabi, I am Noebius Gabi: ok NOebiUS: NOebiUS Gabi: Hi Noebius NOebiUS: wait for a 2 minutes, ok? Gabi: hahaha, crazy Gabi: hey hi, so did you find out what happened yesterday? NOebiUS: Hi. One wire get on fire, I sow that. and I unplag that device (I do not know what one it is...) Gabi: so, did you resolve the problem? NOebiUS: sure... no more fire. but it is dangerous, so I will this weekend unplug all wire in my room and make more sense Gabi: what means blog? NOebiUS: something like diary. people put their diary on the net so everybody could read it. and it is free of course, and become more popular. you edit it online in web browser (no censorship) like you put in some form. and then, you publish it on any page you want (if page have ftp) or just put on their site (then advertisment will be on top) NOebiUS: and of course you could change location lately... Gabi: I see Gabi: you are so much in net NOebiUS: http://noebius.blogspot.com/ Gabi: thanks NOebiUS: this is just for fun... I start that in 15 minutes, to add one more took 5-10 minutes. we could put our conversation on blog so everybody in the world could read it Gabi: haha, of course, why not NOebiUS: that is a "big brother" concept. people put intimate details online... Gabi: NOebiUS: so you agree? NOebiUS: do not be warry if it go wrong... Gabi: if it go wrong? NOebiUS: we could create one blog together - so other could read... Gabi: read? for what? NOebiUS: read manual on blogger.com Gabi: why? NOebiUS: people read anything. our story could be popular, you know... Gabi: hahaha, come on, what story? NOebiUS: what we write today here and now. NOebiUS: our Saga... like "The Ring of Nibelung" NOebiUS: or Mahabharata and Ramayana NOebiUS: Gabi: well, I don't like very much the idea Gabi: I don't talk to you for public NOebiUS: we are two inteligent people, you know. Gabi: sure, I know NOebiUS: sure... only stupid bastard expose themselfs in public. Gabi: so? NOebiUS: how do you like the concept? and my motto? Gabi: good,but I don't understand what you wrote. It is in Croatian Gabi: but I hope, I wish, I accomplish is great NOebiUS: I think that I will have a blog in near future on my site, so that way I will have a diary for my visitors. just to gain more visitors on my website (now I have about 950 visitors a day) Gabi: 950? wow, how you know? NOebiUS: look at statistic in log... Gabi: hey you, you like to be popular Gabi: to be in the center of attention NOebiUS: I am popular, but just because I know how to attract visitors on the net. NOebiUS: and they do not know how I look like ... I love my privacy, to be "the one in the shadow..." Gabi: and you know also, who visited your site? Gabi: may be these are stupid people Gabi: but you have photos on your site, right? NOebiUS: no. photos are hidden and could not be found by search engine or any other way. Gabi: or, I remember you told me Gabi: wow, so you are "man in the shadow" Gabi: like in the film Gabi: Prvi dan. I tako ti se ja ulogiram, vidim Sto mi je na pameti i tako. What it means? NOebiUS: no, I am "The third man" Gabi: third one? NOebiUS: "First day. So I log on, see what is on my mind and so on." NOebiUS: 3rd man... you know, citra music, Vienna, 1946... Gabi: or I see, so you can put everything you want NOebiUS: very popular old film Gabi: yes yes, I remember NOebiUS: of course, no censorship. just to check how it works Gabi: ok, and what you will put in future? NOebiUS: I have no idea. one with links. other with diary. third with witty word. and so on. more blogs on my site, more pages... Gabi: ok ok I see NOebiUS: I found one with links to articles in "Pravda" about AIDS. great idea, I will create one to link to my articles in "Vjesnik". It will be easier to keep pages with that technology Gabi: you are crazy about all this internet staff NOebiUS: just a minute I must go ... Gabi: you became dependent on net Gabi: ok Gabi: I will be back in 10 minutes NOebiUS: I am back NOebiUS: this one is very nice explanation... why not run news site? if you have an Idea... I will host your news site, and topis is your problem - It will be run by croatian low, and server is in the united states - so put anything you want. except pornography and hate page. NOebiUS: (I shell not put hate page according to my contract). Gabi: contract? NOebiUS: sure. I pay for my web page. and in contract stay - no pornography and no hate site. and no copyright infragement, of course Gabi: ok, now I understand NOebiUS: try to make an log. for example, something like "living in a cottige in the countryside" NOebiUS: something like "Northen Exposure" - you know, that serial about doctor in Alaska Gabi: and? NOebiUS: and talk about how you prepare with mama food for winter, people in the states will read it with attention (so wierd for them) NOebiUS: lot of stuff that we find normal is very unusual to the other, you know. Gabi: come on Gabi: may be, that is true Gabi: and vice versa too NOebiUS: media changed. people arre tired of "big news". they love to read about others... in a real, uncensored way. NOebiUS: that happened on the net 2-3 years ago... you know. Gabi: yes, that is true Gabi: they need simple life stories NOebiUS: and about a year and a half, after a dot com disaster, web go in direction of anarchy NOebiUS: for example, what we talk now is very, very interesting. Gabi: and? Gabi: we talk about net, you think that is interesting? Gabi: for people? NOebiUS: sure, extremly interesting. NOebiUS: so, tell me what nick name you want? NOebiUS: I use "Noebius" - from dead austrian poet from 19 century. Gabi: --- censored --- NOebiUS: I know that one, is it ok to me to use that one in dialogue? Gabi: may be something else, I need to think Gabi: come on, you want to put it on line NOebiUS: i sure, but I will edit it and you could change it if you do not like it NOebiUS: just censorship Gabi: well, in this way we can try NOebiUS: just for fun. NOebiUS: and to see how easy that technology is Gabi: obvious, ok lets think Gabi: well, lets try, and see how it works

Noebius ride again

Poput sedam jahača, čini mi se da ponovno jašam... u nepoznato. No taj osjećaj vara - ne mičući se sa mjesta, poput bude isčekujem "neko bolje sutra".

Teatar apsurda. VLADIMIR:Onda ,idemo? ESTRAGON:Idemo! (ne miču se s mjesta) Tako se osjećam zadnjih dana. Iako to i baš nije tako, dugotrajna promišljanja o temi "koja će tek biti" pomalo iscrpljuje moje tužne trenutke...

How did all begin

In the old days, I was ordinary straight person who works a lot and love science fiction, classic music, read lot of stuff and collect books, films, music and magazines. Then, sometimes in 1992, I discover PC & OS and other stuff, and was hooked up. About year and a half ago, I started on net, and the rest is history. I love to write. Talking and listening to the people and about their problems is my job, but in mid 90's I found myself in the need to create something on my own, to express myself. I started to write poetry, about new age that will become, away from the war, in the warm, humid world where people live in contemplation. Seeking for the love, days of proud and honor, in the tragedy of wisdom, I wait. And I find myself. No rage, no hate anymore. And in my utopian world, I wander if there is someone similar. Few of my friends understood my feelings, symbolism of my words even fewer. So, I decided to learn more. In the literal sense, I sow worse in people, and try to change them. With some success, but always, definitely always, I have a hope that they will find their way of happiness and peace, as I did. Well, so much about my past. And now, something about how did all the fuss begin. I have a friend of a friend, who told me, that in some sense, my poetry and life is a kind of reincarnation of Noebius, 19th century Austrian poet. I find his biography, and, err ... well, there is some similarity. Enough to take his name. (Rest of the name is where I origin from and am proud of.) You see, I would like to create another avatar. First one was Moc, who found his way of life - Moc way. And the other is welcoming you on his creation day. Welcome Noebius 2000, things will never be the same.

opet

Dakle, opet me postavili za urednika. Davez je sada potpuniji, jer moram koordinirati grafickog urednika, pa sa svim tim tekstopiscima i polupismenim prilozima. Eh. A jos prije nego sto pocnu ozbiljno raditi, naravno da se hvale u svojim blogovima... pa to onda citas, pa si mislis da su uhvatili ono, boga za bradu a moras ih sve ispravljati da je to nenormalno. Lakse mi je bilo pisat clanke i kolumne, pa makar mi urednik poslao zahtjev sat vremena ranije jer mu "hitno treba" jedno kartica i pol. A tko ce to smislit? No dobro, sto je tu je. Ajd bok za danas...

New WEBlog

Prvi dan. I tako ti se ja ulogiram, vidim što mi je na pameti i tako.